May 2013
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karlimeaghan:
I was trying to GIF a scene from Hot Fuzz, and I must say
kudos to Simon Pegg
for maintaining his grumpy cat face
for this entire run
haulfield:
in which the textposts for the onebigannouncement are better than the announcement itself
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nialling911:
maybe zayn just has really poor vision and we think hes doing a sexy smolder but really hes just like damn everythings so fuzzy i cant see shit
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Anonymous asked: when was your first kiss?
peterezi:
peterezi:
i always read the word polish as polish at first
wait shit
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[[MORE]]just said goodbye to the guy i’ve had a thing for for almost 7 months and he is also one of my best friends here and it was super anticlimactic we just hugged and laughed and left and i’m kinda sad and we also went the entire year without kissing which upsets me
sushiandpie:
phantoms4evr:
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black...
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rdjmpreg666:
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
vikingstorytime:
liquiddittyfloats:
who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere
#walk into the club like whaddup i eat people
iwishihadafather:
hairandglasses:
“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”
But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.
“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”
it’s “drop the bass” you fuckin nerd
are you fucking kidding me zach made this post…..
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halfnakedlunch:
people are going to figure out hannibal is the chesapeake ripper based on the sheer amount of fucking puns he makes when he serves people food like good god is it really worth it man
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hannibal-senpai:
saying “hannibal has consumed my life” seems almost too easy
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